LMAO!
I just found out what is was like 4 months ago..but its not really common knowledge to begin with
Yeah… I’ve only know what “The DMV” was for about 5-6 years.
It’s not as common as people from that area think it is.
While we’re dropping DMV knowledge, please note that Baltimore is decidedly NOT a part of the DMV. The “M” refers to the counties in southern Maryland, near Washington, D.C. Prince George’s County, primarily.

D’Angelo in GQ Magazine (June 2012), Out now in Print. Online version should be available around May 22, 2012.
Pick up a copy for a good and thorough interview.
Photographer: Gregory Harris
Stylist: Stefan Campbell
Hair: Roxanne George
Grooming: Holli Smith using MAC cosmetics
Shirt, Pants and Belt from Versace
Tie from Title of Work
Large Bracelet and Ring from Burkindy
Other Bracelets from David Yurman
D’Angelo was photographed in Manhattan on March 30, 2012—his first photo shoot in more than a decade.
Hey.
come to me.
*pants* *fans self*
So Imma have to purchase this, right? Lawd Jesus…
Looks like he’s back, y’all.

Dude look like he’s about to ski on some concrete and the girl ready to go to Bacchanal. I cannot. The colors are great. This isn’t suitable for prom. I’m sorry but no.Me at Prom
Very tacky. I like her shoes, but everything else? Nah.
This has to be Baltimore. Gotta be.
bbz i luv u 5eva
i laughed at this so hard.
now, see here.
I needed that laugh. I needed it so bad.
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The FEAR OF GOD I TELL YOU
LMAO DAMB
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michaonthemoon asked: 5 - 11 -15
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
My mom, most definitely. I have a ton of questions about love and adulthood and life in general. I miss her simplistic wisdom. I’d love to speak with her as an adult.
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
This thing.

15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
A peacock. It’s pretty much the avian equivalent of a extravagant drag queen. It’s also a living, breathing accessory item. And a church fan. It’s the Swiss army knife of birds, basically.
Ten being most important:
How important is the ability to flirt? I am asking because I. Am. Terrible. I think I just wasted an opportunity to flirt. And I have a nagging suspicion that this man was interested in me and I kept misreading his subtle advances.
Or maybe he was just being nice.
I always interact with men under the assumption that they are “just being nice”. And my friends keep telling me that I’m overlooking obvious signs that a man is interested in me. But I just. Don’t. Know.
I’m so awkward.
Questions actually worth answering -
Ax me something! I never get to do these things!1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What do you spend most of your money on?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
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