July 2012
41 posts
Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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Just saw Magic Mike
It was okay. Some thoughts. Channing Tatum is a terrible, terrible actor. But that doesn’t matter. We haven’t been entertaining the idea of him as a Hollywood actor because he can act. We know what this is. You can tell he used to be a stripper. I’ve seen those moves plenny o’ times in real life. Especially the flipping of the women. White people dancing makes me...
Jul 1st
Jul 1st
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June 2012
36 posts
Anonymous asked: vinabean I just messaged you, and this is crazy, but take the quick survey at TUMBLRBOT(.)NET - free gift card baby. Love, TumblrBot
Jun 30th
Jun 29th
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revengesquared asked: Here are 3 numbers from an imaginary list of questions. Answer the imaginary question in anyway you see fit.
8, 21, 25
Jun 29th
Jun 28th
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beautifulcurare: Can I be mad as fuck that THAT’S how Omar went out? GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL.
Jun 28th
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reads4pleasure replied to your post: I can’t do a transition style to save my life. I… Vina! I’ve missed you. Hope all is well. Have you tried two strand twists? They’re fairly easy and turn out well. HAY GURL HAY. I haven’t tried that yet. I’ll give that a shot next weekend. The weekends have become my designated transition style tryout periods. :)
Jun 25th
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Anonymous asked: PAR FOO MAY HAY WAY. HO. :o|
Jun 25th
Jun 24th
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I can’t do a transition style to save my life. I am so terrible at doing anything that’s not a wrap. I stay losing. Now I gotta wash my hair again to get this fucked up cold wave rod set out of my head. Also, my sister and I are mad at each other.
Jun 24th
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Listenqueennubian: randumcharacter: This right...
Jun 22nd
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notesonascandal replied to your post: The Mysterious Shower of Life Decisions I can relate. Some of my best decision making is done in the shower. I had like 4 a-ha! moments in there…I feel like a whole new person.
Jun 21st
The Mysterious Shower of Life Decisions
I just took a shower and by the time I stepped out of the tub I had decided: I’m going natural, for real this time. I’m moving before the end of the year. Less carbs. I’m gonna take advantage of the 70% tuition discount my job offers and get my Masters. Time for a new vibrator. Fatkini.
Jun 21st
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outoftuneandoverdressed asked: i miss you being on twitter, though. you were a beacon of light on my TL.
Jun 17th
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The Stupid Twitter Conversation Of The Day
eyan-j: Folks had a problem with women that drink beer. What? This is exactly why I’m on Twitter break. I really can’t deal with that bullshit right now.
Jun 16th
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quietgirlloudgirl-deactivated20 asked: I'm going to assume you got email notifications about my other replies for that Total post. If not, here's your confusion for the day. You're welcome. :) Woahdeh.
Jun 14th
My greatest fear is that I might die without ever knowing what the fuck Total’s “Kissin’ You” video is about.
Jun 11th
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Stuck at my aunt’s house for this impromptu ass cookout. She should have told me my cousin’s wife was going to be here… I make it a point not to surround myself with people I don’t like—ESPECIALLY on my days off. I get two days off a week and I don’t want to spend it being fakenice for the sake of family. What a waste of an afternoon.
Jun 10th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 6th
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Jun 5th
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I just googled "How to distance yourself from...
I can’t even be an indifferent, disenchanted douchebag anymore without the help of the Internet. I’m crippled by technology.
Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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Notes on A Scandal: Gabourey Sidibe Reveals the... →
notime4yourshit: girlebony: notime4yourshit: girlebony: On last night’s “Watch What Happens Live,” host Andy Cohen asked Sidibe which celebrity she was most disappointed by when she met them, and she told the story of how she ran into Cusack at a industry party — and… Joan Cusack made a career out of looking weird as shit and sounding like Daffy Gotdamn Duck. If there’s...
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Browsing the Internet is so much more enjoyable...
Fuck that sometimey ass Mighty Mouse…
Jun 3rd
Jun 2nd
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My sister and I had a fight a little over a month ago. And while we’ve since buried the hatchet, I’m now noticing that our relationship has changed dramatically. We’re still close—still best friends—but I no longer feel comfortable with her doing things for me. No more favors. It only takes one time for someone to throw a supposed charitable deed back in my face. That...
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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What’s up with all these people eating other people. First the man in Florida feasting on a face. Now a man confesses to murdering his housemate and dining on his brains. This happened like 5 miles from my house, so I know for a FACT that there’s a Wendy’s AND a Pizza Hut in that area. Bruh. And a supermarket that’s open 24 hours. You ain’t have to eat that...
Jun 2nd
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princeletif asked: Just wanna say wasup to one of my favorite people
Jun 2nd
Jun 2nd
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