Just saw Magic Mike
It was okay. Some thoughts. Channing Tatum is a terrible, terrible actor. But that doesn’t matter. We haven’t been entertaining the idea of him as a Hollywood actor because he can act. We know what this is. You can tell he used to be a stripper. I’ve seen those moves plenny o’ times in real life. Especially the flipping of the women. White people dancing makes me...
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8, 21, 25
8, 21, 25
beautifulcurare: Can I be mad as fuck that THAT’S how Omar went out? GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL.
reads4pleasure replied to your post: I can’t do a transition style to save my life. I… Vina! I’ve missed you. Hope all is well. Have you tried two strand twists? They’re fairly easy and turn out well. HAY GURL HAY. I haven’t tried that yet. I’ll give that a shot next weekend. The weekends have become my designated transition style tryout periods. :)
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I can’t do a transition style to save my life. I am so terrible at doing anything that’s not a wrap. I stay losing. Now I gotta wash my hair again to get this fucked up cold wave rod set out of my head. Also, my sister and I are mad at each other.
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notesonascandal replied to your post: The Mysterious Shower of Life Decisions I can relate. Some of my best decision making is done in the shower. I had like 4 a-ha! moments in there…I feel like a whole new person.
The Mysterious Shower of Life Decisions
I just took a shower and by the time I stepped out of the tub I had decided: I’m going natural, for real this time. I’m moving before the end of the year. Less carbs. I’m gonna take advantage of the 70% tuition discount my job offers and get my Masters. Time for a new vibrator. Fatkini.
outoftuneandoverdressed asked: i miss you being on twitter, though. you were a beacon of light on my TL.
The Stupid Twitter Conversation Of The Day
eyan-j: Folks had a problem with women that drink beer. What? This is exactly why I’m on Twitter break. I really can’t deal with that bullshit right now.
quietgirlloudgirl-deactivated20 asked: I'm going to assume you got email notifications about my other replies for that Total post. If not, here's your confusion for the day. You're welcome. :) Woahdeh.
My greatest fear is that I might die without ever knowing what the fuck Total’s “Kissin’ You” video is about.
Stuck at my aunt’s house for this impromptu ass cookout. She should have told me my cousin’s wife was going to be here… I make it a point not to surround myself with people I don’t like—ESPECIALLY on my days off. I get two days off a week and I don’t want to spend it being fakenice for the sake of family. What a waste of an afternoon.
I just googled "How to distance yourself from...
I can’t even be an indifferent, disenchanted douchebag anymore without the help of the Internet. I’m crippled by technology.
Notes on A Scandal: Gabourey Sidibe Reveals the... →
notime4yourshit: girlebony: notime4yourshit: girlebony: On last night’s “Watch What Happens Live,” host Andy Cohen asked Sidibe which celebrity she was most disappointed by when she met them, and she told the story of how she ran into Cusack at a industry party — and… Joan Cusack made a career out of looking weird as shit and sounding like Daffy Gotdamn Duck. If there’s...
Browsing the Internet is so much more enjoyable...
Fuck that sometimey ass Mighty Mouse…
My sister and I had a fight a little over a month ago. And while we’ve since buried the hatchet, I’m now noticing that our relationship has changed dramatically. We’re still close—still best friends—but I no longer feel comfortable with her doing things for me. No more favors. It only takes one time for someone to throw a supposed charitable deed back in my face. That...
What’s up with all these people eating other people. First the man in Florida feasting on a face. Now a man confesses to murdering his housemate and dining on his brains. This happened like 5 miles from my house, so I know for a FACT that there’s a Wendy’s AND a Pizza Hut in that area. Bruh. And a supermarket that’s open 24 hours. You ain’t have to eat that...
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